i shit love you

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

by Qu_ge June 25, 2021

shit loving booty kicker

a man/woman who LOVES eating shit while kicking someones ass

dude, that bitch is such a shit loving booty kicker

by toeclipper March 5, 2022

Love shit

When during full penetration anal the receiver shits out the pecker.

Lenny and Roxanne did a love shit last night. It was a mess as she didn’t have an enema beforehand.

by Kong Dong 69 February 4, 2021

love shits

When two lovers have intercourse on the toilet facing each other, and both take a shit at the same time.

the guy sits on the toilet first then the girl mounts him, facing him and both partners shit, love shits

by rick james ya August 11, 2008

Love Shit

When you're pulling a one night stand or just starting to date a girl/guy and you take a dump in their toilet. Not just any dump though, one of the foulest, sloppiest, noisiest and odorous dumps you will ever have!!

Causes: Nerves, fast food, kinky sex etc.

Jimmy: Hey what you doing back so early? Thought you were with that blonde chic?

Carl: She got pissy cause I took a shit in her toilet! I just couldn't hold it in man.

Jimmy: Love shit cock blocking! Love it!

by mit5 February 16, 2011