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a conversation that you see is obviously genna go no where
fred : goat
pete : tit
fred : this is pure shit chat
by monkeyboi1992 September 08, 2007
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Facebook chat is not chit chat. It's shit chat.

Happens when you want to chat with someone using FB chat but it shows that your friend is offline when he/she is actually not.
K: Hey
S: Hi!
S is offline
S is online
S is offline
S is online
K: Stupid FB chat. It's a total shit chat!
by User13579 November 28, 2010
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when ur talkin shit about people behind their back
molly: hey jessica i haven't seen u in a while!

jessica: haha yea we need to chill together and shit chat

molly: fer sure :)
by mmmmhmm611 April 14, 2010
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dropping a Deuce/taking a shit and talking/chatting on a Phone
Nick: what's up ,what are you doing?

Rob: Nothing ,just dropping a deuce and thought I'd call for a leetle shit-chat.

Nick: Dope Son
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The online equivalent of chitchat, when most of what is communicated are lies, lies and more lies.

In a typical shitchat, two or more parties make themselves out to be more successful, more attractive, more mysterious, more intellectual than they really are.
Fat Dylan knew shitchat was 99-percent bullshit, and after over a hundred shitchats, he ought to have learned his lesson: girls don’t date fat guys.
by Marcus Gomez May 13, 2008
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like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit
"hey whats up?"

"not much just Shitchatting"

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A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity
If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.
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