1. Most popularly used as an interjection without the stigma of sexual inappropriateness with words such as fuck or faggot or cocksucker.

2. To move one's bowels, to eliminate.

3. One's less valued personal possessions, most commonly used to describe debatably useless junk, drugs (ie good shit).
1. Shit! Shit shit shit shit shit shit!

2. I just shat on a truly monstrous magnitude.

3. Why doesn't he just pick this shit up?
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shit is one of the most popular words in the american dictionary....and this dictionary i suppose. Shit is an word that can be

A. a noun (like pooping, poop, etc)
b. an exclamation (in anger, sadness, happiness, or when something goes horribly wrong)
c. when the word "Holy" is placed on front of it it becomes an expression (like in place of oh my god or something)
d. it can express an amount when "load" is placed after. (an extremely large amount or an extremely small amount)
e. and it can explain 'everything' or 'stuff' in a more expressing way

its most commonly used to make a sentence sound more exciting or more interesting that it normally is. for example.

"the neighbors dog just shit on my lawn"
sounds more interesting than
"the neighbors dog pooped on my lawn"

the word 'crap' can also be used the same way as 'shit' can.
A. aww....man..i gotta go take a shit
B. Shit dude that sucks. or. Shit dude that's awesome!
c. holy shit thats a small ass computer
d. that's a shitload of weed man...
e. you wont believe the shit that happened to me today
by devils advocate 69 January 28, 2009

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A pastey brown waste that's released from the anus to make a person feel better.
Chad took a Shit on Kiersten's pussy rubbed his dick in it then made her lick it off!

Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night!

Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!
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a response to the phrase T.G.I.F. (thanks God its Friday) when it is actually thursday. S.H.I.T. (sorry hon its thursday)
Woman in elevator: *sigh* TGIF
Man in Elevator: S.H.I.T.
Woman looks at him blankly: what did you say?
Man: Sorry Hon its Thursday.
by J.M. Atkins February 08, 2008

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The realy meaning...not making it up...
Store High In Transit. Because they had to mark it on manure when shipping it across seas on ships.
Hey, did you mark S.H.I.T on the poo under deck??
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An adjective used by Jim Lahey from the show Trailer Park Boys to describe the trouble that is expected to foil the boys plans.
1)Jim: A shit storm's a brewing, Randy, a shit storm's a brewing.
2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.
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In the movie Accepted,the fake college was called shit
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