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shit is one of the most popular words in the american dictionary....and this dictionary i suppose. Shit is an word that can be

A. a noun (like pooping, poop, etc)
b. an exclamation (in anger, sadness, happiness, or when something goes horribly wrong)
c. when the word "Holy" is placed on front of it it becomes an expression (like in place of oh my god or something)
d. it can express an amount when "load" is placed after. (an extremely large amount or an extremely small amount)
e. and it can explain 'everything' or 'stuff' in a more expressing way

its most commonly used to make a sentence sound more exciting or more interesting that it normally is. for example.

"the neighbors dog just shit on my lawn"
sounds more interesting than
"the neighbors dog pooped on my lawn"

the word 'crap' can also be used the same way as 'shit' can.
A. aww....man..i gotta go take a shit
B. Shit dude that sucks. or. Shit dude that's awesome!
c. holy shit thats a small ass computer
d. that's a shitload of weed man...
e. you wont believe the shit that happened to me today
by devils advocate 69 January 28, 2009
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look at my shit in that toilet there
by Thomas78 March 19, 2007
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Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.
You don't get the shit unless you got the shit. And if you want the shit you gots to flaunt the shit. You gotta center the shit before you enter the shit. Make sure you choose the shit before you use the shit.
'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.
by Wigga May 02, 2003
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A way to crush someones dreams when they think it's friday. Stands for 'Sorry hun, it's Thursday.'
James: Haha, T-G-I-F!
Katie: S-H-I-T...
by Wonderful Aishas June 27, 2005
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An adjective used by Jim Lahey from the show Trailer Park Boys to describe the trouble that is expected to foil the boys plans.
1)Jim: A shit storm's a brewing, Randy, a shit storm's a brewing.
2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.
by benormous April 23, 2006
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a response to the phrase T.G.I.F. (thanks God its Friday) when it is actually thursday. S.H.I.T. (sorry hon its thursday)
Woman in elevator: *sigh* TGIF
Man in Elevator: S.H.I.T.
Woman looks at him blankly: what did you say?
Man: Sorry Hon its Thursday.
by J.M. Atkins February 08, 2008
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1. Remains of what you have eaten for dinner.
2. A more harsh word for poop
3. Something that is horribly written/played.
1. Jimmy has to go into the bathroom all the sudden because he has to take a big shit.
2.The myspace band, Dawn The Abyss plays like shit for being an epic metal band.
by assholecritic February 21, 2010
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