alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo
god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!
alexander: heck yes!
god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!
alexander: heck yes!
by ghetto mama April 19, 2005
Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!
Jim: >_> <_<... no
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!
Jim: >_> <_<... no
by Shinaynay January 14, 2008
by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022
A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"
Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.
Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.
Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.
by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching February 22, 2012
by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022
by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009
The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.
Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!
by Dapts March 13, 2011