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The shit scissor is a female ass.
This term is ONLY applies to nice ass. A fatty ass is not a shit scissor! Only a fine, grade A, tight fartbox is acceptable.
Ando commented, "Nice Shit Scissor," to the girl walking down South Beach Street as we drove by.
by bringing nothing to the table April 28, 2008