shit parachute

using a bundle of toilet paper to quiet one's shit while in a public restroom.

Sally: "I really need to take a shit, but I don't want to use the public restroom. Everyone will hear me."

Frank: "No worries. Just make a shit parachute for it."

by FreeTupac July 16, 2013

Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.

"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"

by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009