noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.
by DaStalka June 4, 2010
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