The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.
"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.
by Golden shlog&Iron bung&lil fuk July 13, 2010
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