shit helmet

(noun) When a lover dumps a Cleveland steamer on the other lover's head, usually by request.

Come on baby, give me shit helmet.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

shit helmet

When one removes his penis from an ass and finds fecal matter attached to the head of his penis.

When Sarah asked me to fuck her in the ass, I didn't realize it was an invitation for a shit helmet. I guess I found out the hard way.

by fav January 24, 2007

shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic October 4, 2015