shipley school 

Possibly the most overrated school on the main line. Somehow was ranked number 2 on the main line behind the haverford school. They could not compete in the inter-ac so they had to leave the conference, and join the worst conference in the state. No one knows why the school gets so much hype.... maybe because parents of children there run the papers and magazines?? Very artsy school, sucks at most sports except crew. The guys are tools, the girls are beat. I would go there but im not an artsy non athletic freak.

Whos that unathletic freak?
Oh that kid goes to shipley school, i hear he sucks mad D though?

shipley school by Jason2334 May 11, 2007

The Shipley School

Argueably the gayest school of all time. Formerly a girls school until the mid '80s the shipley school still doesn't have a football team and an absolutely horrible lacrosse program. Although the main line times is always sucking on their D about sports, they actually suck.

Bro 1 "Yo dude we play the shipley school in lax on saturday"
Bro 2 " haha dude im totally pulling a wake and bake before we play those losers"
Bro 1 "haha yeah dude for real those shipley kids suck man hahaha"

The Shipley School by LitnerShipleyLaxStar May 9, 2009

shirley high school 

A run down school that looks like Alcatraz from Mob of the dead on black ops 2, located between Coloma, a girls school full of ogres, and Oasis, a school full of shitty roadmen that think they can 'take mans girl' when 'mans girl' has already been washed up from other schools and is waiting for a sloppy fourth to spread their STDs.

-"what's that shit hole called again?"
-"oh yh! Shirley high school"

shirley high school by GxT March 5, 2017

Shirley High School 

Shit school in Shirley with the best weed brownies I’ve ever tasted and some nonce teachers. Located between the Smurfs and Oasis roadman school.

“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”

“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”

Shirley High School by DJ Keith June 24, 2019

Shirley Boys High School 

If you go there you obviously suck cock you faggot. the vid got leaked and all the boys there eat there own dick cheese.

Person 1: oh what school do you go to?

Gay faggot cunt: i go to shirley boys high school because i fucking hate my life.

Shirley Boys High School by Femboy Raper August 7, 2025