Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.

"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

Shitwhacker by K. Washington July 25, 2016

shitwack 

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads

"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"

shitwack by DJsunkid December 30, 2005

shithacker 

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

shithacker by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

Shinwhacker 

Someone that is so fucking annoying... that to be in their presence is like getting whacked in the shins with a golf club coated in lime juice and salt over and over and over.

Mike: Dude where were you the entire party?

Tim: That shinwhacker Jamie had me pinned down next to guac' bowl all night. I can hardly stand up straight..

Mike: I saw him get out of his truck and almost fell down a flight of stairs running for cover.

Shinwhacker by customfish February 5, 2010

Shinackle 

the thrusting of your bottom at a person.

I shinackle people in basketball to box them out.

Shinackle by Filman Fishmore October 10, 2008

Shazwhackle 

Shazwhackle can easily take the place of regular words when they just aren't strong enough to give whatever is happening justice.

Can be used in painful situations, hilarious situations or feats of pure awesomeness.

For more info see Shazwhackle com and "What is Shazwhackle?"

Holy crap that guy got Shazwhackled!!

Wow did you see him Whackle the Shaz out of that golf ball?

Shazwhackle by Shazwhackle.com August 9, 2010

shitwhacked 

the result of participating in a night of total twistedness, hard moves, etc.

Shit homie I was doin some hard biz last night and as a result got totally shitwhacked

shitwhacked by Swade September 28, 2006