Shingulschpotztaken is an utterance used when one has carried a heavy bundle of shingles up a ladder only to find that there is still an unused bundle where he intended to put this new one.
Shingulschpotztaken is derived from the words "Shingle spot's taken!", spoken with a cheesey German accent for comedy effect.
Shingashong is the secret word used to call your pet Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant. It helps prevent you from accidentally calling murderous unicorns or trolls.
He loves women so much that when he sees them he gets overexcited and it goes boing boing and white juice is sprayed everywhere. He does so often that he scares the girls because it stares at them. Therefore he is a Shingala.