Top Definition
A small turtle ins bed. Is also known as a anul tortoise and has a cat as a friend that is also ins bed. No Fuggayoo.

See shiltkroteo
Grovsee mit meine Shiltkrote ins Bett mit die mutti und Katze.

Mike is Shiltkrotish!

Ins Bett.

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