Sheerwoodian

There are two stages of advanced drunken language. The first stage is Swahili and the second is Sherwoodian. Sherwoodian is when all the words sound as one and contain a lot of mumbling to the point of being totally incomprehensible. Usually at this point the subject is drooling and spilling shit all over the place like a total loser.

Hey, I was down on B-dock last night and this one dude was speaking Sheerwoodian! We waited until he passed out then gave him a flying teabag.

Wow, what a fucking loser!!!

by B-Dock Drinking Team October 27, 2008