1.Professional "Tumdangler" that only enjoys gentlemens' company.
3.Man-toucher and machine "oiler"
4.Brutus the Buckeye butt buddy.
What the fuck, sheagay?! Get the fuck off of me.
Jacob is such a Sheagay, he wanted to tumdangle James Bond.
Sheagay, why do you have lube and a picture of Troy Smith?
Um, no Sheagay, that is a retarded idea, my pants stay on tonight.