A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.
In the lunch line:
Matt: What did you order?
Jay: A meatball sub.
Matt: A 12 incher?
Jay: That's what she wants.
Matt: What did you order?
Jay: A meatball sub.
Matt: A 12 incher?
Jay: That's what she wants.
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).
Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.
a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick
For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )
For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )
For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )
Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.
Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
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She Wants Revenge is a kick-ass band from Los Angeles, California. They are heavily influenced by Joy Division and early New Order. Though a bit unoriginal at times (their vocals sound similar to Interpol), their music is highly enjoyable. Their music is characterized by a dark and sexual nature.
I heard it's cold out, but her popsicle melts
She's in the bathroom, she pleasures herself
Says I'm a bad man, she's locking me out
It's cause of these things, it's cause of these things
- She Wants Revenge, "These Things"
She's in the bathroom, she pleasures herself
Says I'm a bad man, she's locking me out
It's cause of these things, it's cause of these things
- She Wants Revenge, "These Things"
by shewantsrevenge April 24, 2006