The greatest and most dominant basketball player in the history of the NBA. He averaged about 12 blocks a game. Retired in 2005 because he decided to quit making the rest of the NBA look bad.
NBA expert #1: "Shawn Bradley is the best player in the history of the NBA."
NBA expert #2: "I know."
the only NBA player that is known for getting facial and posterized
Fan 1: oh shietttt did u see that dunk of Kobe Bryant on Shawn Bradley?
Fan 2: ROFLCOPTER! cock in the face for you!