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to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.
it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...
by jaybiam July 05, 2011

Words related to shat on a turtle

austin mud mud on the turtle penis powers shit
shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle
Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.
by sytelus July 30, 2010
when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle
dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle
by patrick March 27, 2005