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Sharktooth 

“Sharktooth” (verb) -- adults intentionally creating a positive experience or memory for young children.

Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”

Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.
“I didn’t really catch that fish in preschool? You put it on my hook when I wasn’t looking? You sharktoothed me!”
Sharktooth by rossfish June 9, 2022

Scarfoodle 

A honey-brown skin toned boy without an opinion. They often have devastating effects in social situations and dislike partying with hot blonde chicks. They typically own and wear leopard skin robes whenever they can. They talk big and pretend they're equivalent to hugh hefner when in reality women find it disgusting to be their playmates. Although their poonness may supersede any hope for successful social interaction, his unfortunate happenstances make us all laugh and we wouldn't look so cool without them.
- god damnit scarfoodle
- that scarfoodle just quadroodle jizzippled all over the bathroom
- 3 beers! you just beat the scarfoodle record
- i think im gunna pull a scarfoodle the next time patty murphy is on.
Scarfoodle by Zingbabba October 14, 2011
Idk someone egirl called me it someone help me here
Egirl: sorry smartfood<3
Me:
smartfood by Smartfood January 9, 2021

shackford 

Someone who is one gender and likes another gender so much they become that gender
that guy is such a shackford
shackford by thatoneboiyaknow December 11, 2017
A term used for when you impale a shark with a harpoon so hard it makes a fart noise.
Oh shit you just sharkpooned that bitch
Sharkpoon by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

Sparkford big Mac 

A fantastic burger. Like being slammed with 2 bits of meat.
Nothing like a SPARKFORD BIG MAC in the morning