Shark Bear 

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."

Shark Bear by joebob16 January 21, 2010

Bear Shark 

A combination of the two mightiest creatures in the animal kingdom, creating a super animal that rivals the power of the United States Military.

Don't fuck with the Bear Shark!

Bear Shark by Oddtimes November 2, 2008

bear vs shark 

A former Five piece indie band composed of friends from the state of Michigan. Their music includes quick singing with fast paced guitar riffs and drum beats.

Bear vs Shark was....will always be the shit.

bear vs shark by Pink1floyd November 11, 2006

bear holding a shark 

A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction

jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death

bear holding a shark by christofer1 May 17, 2014

Bear with a shark

A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.

Because da Cheat, he's always afraid when he sees a... a...bear holding a...shark?

Bear with a shark by Adolf December 7, 2004

Bear Holding a Shark 

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.

The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!

Bear Holding a Shark by Schooldick September 21, 2017

share bear 

A share bear is someone who will relay things you have said onto other people. These "other people" could be the person you were talking about, an uninterested, or other gossip queens. Share bears parade around like they care, insinuating a care bear front, but they are truly interested in acting condescending by pretending they know everything.

they will not tell you that they shared your secret, but you will find out. It is impossible to tell these people anything in confidence because they will twist your information and relay it onto whoever gives a shit. share bears ruin friendships.

Person A: I totally asked Justin about that movie and he replied with the synopsis. He's so dense, all I wanted was him to come watch it with me...

Person B: AHAHAH he is so clueless

Person B: Yo justin, you are a dumb shit

Justin: what the hell? How did you find out?

Justin: I'm sorry I'm such an idiot

Person A: Fucking Person B is such a share bear

share bear by stephie-poos November 17, 2009