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Food Share Makeout 

The rare instance when a person shares a bite of food with another person; preferably a co-worker for maximum awkwardness. However, in order for this to be categorized as a "Food Share Makeout", the lips of both subjects must come in contact with the same article of food.
Protagonist: Leslie, you totally need to try this cookie, it's amazing!

Leslie: Wow that looks so good, break me off a piece!

Antagonist: OMG I'm totally gonna tell everyone you two just made out in the coffee room!!

Protagonist: Umm, no we did not, it was just a Food Share Makeout, duh!
Food Share Makeout by hiyosilver January 9, 2014

Food Shark 

Food shark:

An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.

Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!
Food Shark by Hazeybear December 31, 2015

Food shape 

When you’re in the kitchen more than the gym- you’re in food shape.
I was in such good shape when I exercised, had sex a lot, and didn’t eat. Now I’m just in food shape.

food of shame 

1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.

Combining am/pm jalapeno poppers, a slim Jim and a red bull for dinner is food of shame.
"I'm having food of shame for dinner. Don't tell my boyfriend."
"The hotdogs at 7/11 are so food of shame."
food of shame by Anne Buster November 9, 2006
Word of the Day on November 13, 2006

Sharkfood Island 

A secret underwater island in Treasure Trove Cove in Banjo-Kazooie. It raises either once you've entered in the cheat "OUTOFTHESEAITRISESTOREVEALMORESECRETPRIZES". On the XBL arcade version, it automatically raises if you have a Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts save file
Sharkfood Island contains a Stop 'N' Swop egg
Sharkfood Island by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026