shame dick 

A casual sex partner that you are not particularly proud of but also can't seem to resist because their a good lay.

Don't tell anyone but last night after the party I caved and hooked up with shame dick... Promise you'll try to stop me next time.

shame dick by Tipsy Philosophy April 23, 2019

dick shame 

Relevant to "body shame" to pre-judge someone regarding your thoughts of their dick size.

John was at basketball practice, wearing his grey sweat pants. The girls watching were dick shaming him. Embarrassing him in front of the whole crew making jokes and saying "don't bother waisting time, looks like all balls no dick" {dick shame}

dick shame by Crens2 April 21, 2018

Dick of Shame 

When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".

Dick of Shame by Dick of Shame April 21, 2011

Shamudick 

Pronounced; Sha-moo-dihk

A shamudick is a usually white penis that is heroically large in size, but not monstrous. The shape of such a penis is akin to a dolphin, long and increasing in width towards the head of the penis, although not necessarily slender at the base. A shamudick (also known as dolphindick) is very well maintained with high standards of hygiene and shaving. It is even attractive to hetrosexual men, for a reason they can not explain in detail. A shamudick is both shower and grower, starting somewhat impressive in size when flaccid, and growing to a regardable size when erect.

The owner of the first original shamudick, Taylor (Fratpad) often accompanies a display of his penis with the sound effect of a bleeting dolphin, which suggests he is ridiculous as well as he is loveable, and also perhaps that he is in fact part dolphin.

Taylor: Eee-eee-eee-i-ee-i (whilst waving his penis around)

EvilOne: It's the shamudick!

Shamudick by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame 

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.

Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!

Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd by anonymous December 8, 2023