MS Shamepaint

Creating a painting in the Microsoft Paint program in response to an underwhelming or shameful performance.

"That college football team played so shittily, someone should create an MS Shamepaint for their asses."

MS Shamepaint by HongdongWongtrongsong September 7, 2012

SHAMpagne

Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.

Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!

SHAMpagne by brooskitooski January 1, 2020

Shamping 

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.

When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.

Shamping by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009

Shampahnyeh 

A mispronunciation of champagne popularized by Christopher Walken’s role in “The Continental.”

Would you like some shampahnyeh?

Shampahnyeh by [WN] Fear February 9, 2005

Shampawnya 

1)Champagne
2)Reference to SNL skit starring Christopher Walken - "The Continental". The character offers all the ladies that come to his door "A Glass of Shampawnya", or Champagne pronounced in a swavy, swinger type accent.

Christopher Walken - "Would you care for a glass of fine shampawnya?"

Christopher Walken - "What happened? What have I done?... I have spilled shampawnya... all over your boobs."

Shampawnya by ShamPawnYa May 14, 2009

Champagne:Shampine 

Yes it is true. He's a dumbass

Champagne:Shampine is exactly the same.

Champagne:Shampine by KJWBDSKLJDFNW,KADJSNKCJZXN March 23, 2022

shamaine 

the best friend ever!!!!#1 ANGEL I HOPE I NEVER LOOSE HER!!! we r the september girls!!!!!!!!!

best friend ever! if you ever meet her you will want to be her friend

shamaine by Emma October 28, 2004