Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...

The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!

Shamogabog by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020

shamla 

Shes so talkative and funny. Everyone loves her but shes really good at pretending shes okay when shes not. She hides her feelings behind jokes.

hi shamla

shamla by anhonestpersonwhosalwayshonest January 22, 2018

Shamoya 

Moya is the rarest and prettiest girl around she is independent & doesn’t need a guy for anything she is loyal and sometimes misunderstood she is different from other girls wants a guy falls in love there’s no going back she has a lot of haters and people tend to get jealous of her

That girl was a Shamoya she was so unforgettable

Shamoya by Dana4986 June 14, 2019

scamola 

A scam, only scammier.

<HomerSimpson> I smell a scam... or possibly scamola!

scamola by B-Drac August 16, 2003

Shamblastique 

1. Another word for wow or amazing.

2. When you find money in your pockets that you didn't know was there.

3. When you think about a word too hard and it loses it's meaning.

1. "That's shamblastique"

2. "Oh shamblastique! There was a ten in my pocket this whole time. I'm going to go to Starbucks with this" :)

3. Sarah-"Have you ever thought what the word birthday really means?"
Caitlin-"Don't think about it too hard, your brain will shamblastique!"

Shamblastique by Caitlin's17 January 16, 2009

shamla 

Shes the most loyal friend you will ever have and is so trustworthy you can trust her with any of your secrets. Shes beautiful and humorous.

oh look! Its Shamla! i love her

shamla by anhonestpersonwhosalwayshonest January 22, 2018

shamla 

Shamla is a humorous and beautiful person. She is absolutely hilarious and lights up anyones day and, although you cant tell shes not anyone you would want to mess with. She is not afraid of expressing her opinion and will beat up anyone if they do something to her or her friends. She is also VERY good at hiding her feelings.

'That girl seems like a 'shamla' shes so pretty and funny'

shamla by anhonestpersonwhosalwayshonest January 22, 2018