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A rocking woman of experience and down-to-earthness.
Typically blond but any colour could be arranged, especially whist said Shagwell is in a state of over intoxification.

Able to take life by the bollocks and straddle it like there's no tomorrow.

Perfect companion for any night on the town, or evening on the couch, eating peanuts and exchanging flap stories.
Willing to tell you how it was, how it is and how it will be.
Loved by all who know her, adored by all who don't, and desired by both men and women alike.
Smoking hot body with a peculiar apron fetish.
Not nearly as available as the name might suggest, but true to nature if one's lucky enough to get that far.
So is she Shagwell? No mate, she's Shag-bloomin-fantastic!
Shagwell by krakar jak March 14, 2011
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swagtells 

Swagtells is a person from tiktok who makes amazing videos and is a great person, and also likes tbhk a lot
Person: Who's that?

Person 2: That's swagtells! She likes tbhk and posts a lot of videos in tiktok

shadwell 

Pathalogical liar.
Why are you such a Shadwell?
shadwell by DataOverload January 15, 2014

shandells striper name

A dumb fuck theat sits on dicks
Shandells striper name is lechuga
oh my god amy did you notice his saggells???
saggells by Stoneduniporn July 21, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026