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carlo von sexron 

He's the man, the legend, the king. Ginger Elvis, King Baby Duck, and J Ho, it's all one man. He's a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will fuck your day up if you cross him. He'll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. His name is Josh Homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.
Dood 1: I just got back from the Eagles of Death Metal show.
Dood 2: SICK! Did Carlo Von Sexron seduce you with his drums?
Dood 1: Nah, he wasn't there. He was probably fucking your mom.
Dood 2: Fuck man, I wish I was as cool as him...
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hungry and horny? you need a sexyroni pizza
sexyroni by jahan12345678910 June 27, 2012
To have pulled someone but not had sex
She became a sextron when she pulled him on a trampoline.
sextron by Fraima December 11, 2007
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Sexyong nigger
Person1: Hey that furfag is a total effeminate gayass
Person2: He wants to get dominated by Jerry and Psychopath :xdddd:

That faggot is a such a fucking furry
classmate#1: on saturday abby became a sextron
classmate#2: noway?! she's so innocent though
sextron by sweetnat_x December 4, 2007
to have pulled someone but not had sex with them
she officially became a sextron one night in september.
sextron by Fraima December 5, 2007

sexyrotinipasta 

super funny sexy hot youtuber who makes the best videos.
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