When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)
"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."
by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021
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