n. pl. sex·mer·gen·cies
1. A serious situation or occurrence involving sex that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action.
2. A condition of urgent need for action or assistance regarding sex: a state of sexmergency.
For use during sexmergencies: sexmergency condom supplies.
Guy to his roommate: "Dude, you've gotta let me use the room tonight, it's a sexmergency!"