by scoots646 January 15, 2010
Dude: "So did you wrap it twice to be completely sure?"
Bro: "Nah that feels like 'I hate you', Sally and I are just sexiting."
"It felt so good I almost forgot to sexit."
Mother: "I don't want you to have a child, I hope she's on the pill."
Son: "No mom don't worry, were sexiting."
Bro: "Nah that feels like 'I hate you', Sally and I are just sexiting."
"It felt so good I almost forgot to sexit."
Mother: "I don't want you to have a child, I hope she's on the pill."
Son: "No mom don't worry, were sexiting."
by DanoHL March 7, 2011
by Callo Smith May 21, 2019
Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.
Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.
by derbyroller October 10, 2010
n. A one-night stand.
Taylor: "Dude, what happened with Maureen last night?"
Freddy: "Ah, nothing bro. Just a sexit and exit."
Freddy: "Ah, nothing bro. Just a sexit and exit."
by nostringer January 20, 2012
Like the bucket list, but sexual fantasies
by EhmJay69 February 11, 2019
by seemenrun November 13, 2021