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A common fantasy or fetish which involves one person who hides in the closet of their roommate and makes mouse sounds during the day/eats cheese to create an authentic 'mouse in the house' experience. However at night, this mouse gets a bit freaky and will come out of the closet/Mousehole. Wearing appropriate garb (I personally recommend the sexy mouse costume from Amazon) the sexmouse emerges and proceeds to suck their roommate's dick and ensure to eat the dick cheese/smegma of their roommate.
Squeakle squeakle! The sexmouse wants his cheese from Daddy! 😫💦💦
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sex house is WAFFLE HOUSE, because people love waffles just as much as they love a good fuck.
Aye bros, i'm starved and sex house is sounding choice.
sex house by homiebros November 13, 2011

Seahouses 

A small village on the coast of Nortumberland, in the very North East of England. Full of tourists, chip shops, and old people in the summer. Dead in the winter.
Lets go to Seahouses to see old people and eat some chips.
Seahouses by emz14 January 9, 2011

sexousel 

When someone rides a dick in a cowboy/girl position on a merry-go-round.
Last night I was her horse on the sexousel.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026