canadian sex acts

Various different sexual positions and acts, mostly including maple syrup, beavers or riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni.

Last night my boyfriend tried out one of the old canadian sex acts, he gave me an Old King Clancy.

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sexactive

For people to be sexual with each other, but not to have sex.

"Stephen and Gemma were very sexactive when left alone together in a room."

sexactive by Grrrr! July 3, 2007

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Sex acts, that appear to be impossible. Duh.

An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.

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when an idea/ action/ event is performed/ presented so well that it is better than sexual intercourse

Davis: Dude, did you see the new Ashton Kutcher movie?
Jake: No, why?
Davis: It was "sexactly "

sexactly by homiiie C January 28, 2009

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When your sexual desires are sexactly met by the opposite sex.

I got that girl to suck my dick and that is sexactly what I wanted to happen.

Sexactly by Eye Glass Pimp September 25, 2015

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you know insted of exactaly or exact :) makes it funnerer! note not to be used by chavs or all comic value will be lost form the word :)

a:"look penis cloud!!"
b:"sexactly"

"15 to be sexact" sexactly / sexact

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the sexy way of getting things done.

"I made some cupcakes today. The sexactly way."

"You got that done sexactly fast."

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