sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

sex death positioning scale by mids99 September 13, 2009

Death Sex 

A type of sex of which MOST emo and goths preform, most likely to be done in a cemitary (not always).

Preforming this is highly dangerous, while doing this, someone could get seriously injured or killed.

She stroked a knife against his neck while he licked her.
-Death Sex-

Death Sex by Ashley Mur. March 22, 2010

Death sex 

Death sex is a viral disease in which sexual intercourse leads to immediate death as it is so lethal.

He died of death sex

Death sex by Mrobbo150399 March 12, 2018

death sex 

Apparently synonymous with neocrophilia.

"go have some death sex with freddy"

death sex by RaccWin May 31, 2005

Hardcore Satan Death Sex 

H.S.D.S.(otherwise known as: hardcore satan death sex)is the preoccupation with 1 or more peers including 1 minister in the church of satan involving the intercourse of satanists at a church of satan meeting ground under the night view of a 3/4 moon.

Dood i had HSDS (hardcore Satan Death Sex last night with this totally goth chick. it was crazy

Hardcore Satan Death Sex by iloveallthepoisn January 25, 2009

death sex 

When two ugly people have a sexual relationship together, even if it's only three times a year, they both die.

The well known example is gollum features and alvin the chipmunk who have death sex, they both died at 10.55AM on the 3rd of March, 2008.

death sex by youvegotredonyou March 2, 2008

deathbed sex 

sex that's so good, it flashes before your eyes on your deathbed.

OMG, you've had sex! And not only sex, but deathbed sex!

deathbed sex by £1f July 7, 2017