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A piece of wood (usually a 4x4) used to lift the FUPA, or pannus, of an obese female, or occasionally male, for easier access to the genitalia for sex.
He: hey baby, wanna have sex?
She: yeah, just let me get my sex board so you can get it in.
by ResidentDR November 09, 2013

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