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A low socio-economic mother who allows her children to wreck shoe stores and complains that other children made her kid cry. She is typically overweight, and takes no responsibility for her children's actions. She may be caught wearing clothing from the likes of a Disney Store or Walmart. Caution: Swidgers are dangerous and full of "store rage".

Look at that woman over there letting her kid run around the store. She is such a swidger.
swidger by Corobbie May 22, 2007
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swidgent 

Something good. Cool, exciting, miraculous.
Swidgent, I am gonna get that raise. Looks like its gonna be a swidgent situation.
1. The squishy sound made when you step in something squishy like mud or a fresh turd

2. When something is thrown and makes a squishy sound, like a tomato getting launched at a wall really hard

3. Ya Mum lol

4. A really wet sounding fart that is heard by a few people

5. Lincoln iz a skwidge

Also - a Proffesional Skwidger is a person that goes around and make as many Skwidges as possible
I thought it was a rock until i stepped on it and heard that terrifying skwidge, i knew then that it wasnt a rock

Me and some friends were Skwidge-ing our way through some thick mud on our way to the river
How can I use swidge in a sentence, when he would never use me like that?
Swidge by Hatwater February 20, 2018
Hey can I have a swidge ?
Give me a swidge of drink.
Swidge by Charlea February 26, 2017
Some dickhead read "Squid" as swidge
"I need to get a swidge"
Swidge by diamondsquire August 8, 2018