seventeenth base

Writing bad fiction depicting your partner in sexual situations that fulfill your own fetishes.

Chrono: Ohai! I just finished writing my newest RotMG fanfic! Want to read it? It's over 9000 pages long!
PARIAH: *Reads*
Chrono: Well? Am I totally awesome or am I totally awesome?
PARIAH: Where's the BDSM, bitch? We ain't reached seventeenth base until there's BDSM!

by P. Arias September 6, 2011