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septimus heap 

a book series of wizards involving: monsters, evil villians and funny problems and situations that end up having a fight with... well, anything. Because you never know what can happen.
septimus heap saved the world AGAIN.
septimus heap by fredjoeguyman December 10, 2011
The most common currency in the video game series, The Elder Scrolls (created by Bethesda Game Studios and produced by Bethesda Softworks minus The Elder Scrolls Online, of which Zenimax took part in creating), named after Tiber Septim (known by the Nords as Talos), the man who founded the Imperial Empire and ascended to godhood after saving all of Tamriel, and possibly all of Nirn itself. also refered to as "coin" by the Khajiit.
"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin"

"this steel greatsword costs 100 septims"

Septimius Severus 

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3
Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"

Septimistic 

Selfish or greedy person, Thinking selfish, having a selfish mindset
Mr. Scrooge was very septimistic during the Christmas season.
Septimistic by Johnny Two Peas December 9, 2022

Septumus prime 

The art of destroying ones septum to the point of being a worthy candidate for the septumus prime nickname to awarded to them.
Hey look who's arrived it's septumus prime
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026