by Online Persona March 24, 2019
The Filthy Sensei is the act of ejaculating a fu manchu onto your partners face then exclaming "My Kung Fu is Best!"
Bryan surprised his girlfriend by giving her a filthy sensei, to which she responded, "Your training is complete, young grasshopper"
by Bunny452 December 4, 2011
A tongue-in-cheek phrase of referring to Google's search engine. Sensei is a Japanese word referring to a teacher, or someone that is skilled or masterful in something. Attaching it to Google depicts Google itself as a teacher/professor of vast knowledge in a comedic way.
Hey do you know how tall the Eiffel Tower is?
I don't know, but why don't you go consult Google-sensei?
I don't know, but why don't you go consult Google-sensei?
by DeeeFoo November 18, 2015
An alternate name for the search engine Google used to establish its ability to answer simple questions
Alpher: Hey guys, can someone tell me what the 4th most populated country in Africa is?
Bethe: I don't know, go ask Google-sensei
Bethe: I don't know, go ask Google-sensei
by Schwanker January 1, 2014
Character from naruto.
Gai is a Konoha Village jounin and the sensei of the team whose members are Rock Lee, Tenten, and Hyuuga Neji. Like Lee, he is a specialist in hand-to-hand combat or taijutsu, but unlike Lee, he can use ninjutsu or genjutsu.
He and Kakashi are known as eternal rivals, gai is in the lead with 50 wins to 49 losses. Later it becomes known that this is just the score of a rock-paper-scissors game they played when they were kids. He is also a fantastic teacher since he really cares about his students and their feelings, especially Lee. Although he really cares about his students, he is very strict about his rules and those who break them will receive a punishment.
Gai and Lee are very close. Lee is Gai's favorite student because of his nindo, (way of the ninja), and because Lee looks like him in his younger days. Gai is also proud that Lee has mastered the renge, secondary renge, and the ura renge at such a young age. Gai especially appreciates Lee because he has the same eyebrows and the same nindo. He sees his childhood self in Lee.
Gai is a Konoha Village jounin and the sensei of the team whose members are Rock Lee, Tenten, and Hyuuga Neji. Like Lee, he is a specialist in hand-to-hand combat or taijutsu, but unlike Lee, he can use ninjutsu or genjutsu.
He and Kakashi are known as eternal rivals, gai is in the lead with 50 wins to 49 losses. Later it becomes known that this is just the score of a rock-paper-scissors game they played when they were kids. He is also a fantastic teacher since he really cares about his students and their feelings, especially Lee. Although he really cares about his students, he is very strict about his rules and those who break them will receive a punishment.
Gai and Lee are very close. Lee is Gai's favorite student because of his nindo, (way of the ninja), and because Lee looks like him in his younger days. Gai is also proud that Lee has mastered the renge, secondary renge, and the ura renge at such a young age. Gai especially appreciates Lee because he has the same eyebrows and the same nindo. He sees his childhood self in Lee.
Gai Sensei: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi"
Kakashi: "Did you say something"
Gai Sensei: "Oh my god!!! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."
Kakashi: "Did you say something"
Gai Sensei: "Oh my god!!! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."
by TommyHaych January 21, 2006
That one kid with Down syndrome you grew up with. The one that was sometimes too violent because he didn’t know his strength, but everyone still like him because of his earthly wisdom
by Teamumizoomi March 25, 2020
Obsessed with rice and must eat it at least once a day to be sane. Constantly spams the group chat with memes that about everyone leaves on read or replies with a depressed lol. Has great lessons and advice to bestow, but hasn't updated the google classroom for a century.
Sensei Ain told the class about the importance of sharing before proceeding to yell at Brother Mateen for taking her Klondike bar.
by procrastinationmaster May 12, 2020