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destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016
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seamstress

A prostitue undercover. In seattle young woman were registered seamstresses but really they were just whores taking advantage of the 1897 Alaskan Gold Rush.
Dacha-I want to be a seamstress when i grow up.
Lucy- Bitch, please. Like people would pay to sleep with you.
seamstress by Tacha March 16, 2006

Hempstress 

One who stresses the hemp. An educator who teaches the masses on the cannabis sativa l. plant, aka hemp. A play on the word seamstress, as hemp is used as a fiber for clothing. Invented by #mrshempstress herself. See other hemp puns invented by the #hempstressoftheroc thank you.
We went to the Rochester public market district in western New York and got hempducated on the hemp plant by a female hempstress who knew a vast array of factoids and offered us multiple suggestions for use of this natural superfood. She definitely stressed the hemp and we learned a ton of information we hadn't known before.
Hempstress by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019

Soupstress 

A person whose profession is the making of unique and quality soups.
Emerson is an excellent soupstress, their wonton soup is the best in the city!
Soupstress by Soupstress1000 October 24, 2022

Simpstress

A simpstress is a woman who appeals to simps in attempts for money, fame, or attention.
Guy 1: Allinity is a simpstress.

Guy 2: Total simpstress.
Simpstress by JTK42 April 28, 2020

seamstress

Someone with technical skill but no taste.
That outfit was constructed well. The seams were straight but only a grandmother would wear it. She's not a designer, she's a seamstress.
seamstress by Ioshua October 7, 2010

Football Seamster/Seamstress 

A Fuckstick (person, not penis or dildo)