by Joel Allan June 22, 2006
The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.
Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.
by mandingo_smash July 23, 2014
by NeoRage211 September 9, 2010
artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era male pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for male musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of female musicians if the faux-testosterone level is deemed beyond the “Vaginal Moanings” term assigned to the same music.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Matchbox 20.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.
by John Wesley February 7, 2008
Brother... Don't do it. Don't get Seminal Blight.
by The butter man January 14, 2020
When an Ice Hockey Player has a goal, an assist, and a bad stick penalty in one game. Named after Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals known for his flair for scoring and taking bad stick penalties such as hooking, slashing, and occasionally the high stick.
On April 13, 2011 Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals scored his first Semin Hat-trick of the 2011 NHL Playoffs.
Wow he's one bad penalty away from scoring a Semin Hat-trick.
Wow he's one bad penalty away from scoring a Semin Hat-trick.
by Puddin_an_Semin April 14, 2011
Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.
Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.
by Make-up giver September 22, 2009