Selflexia 

Dyslexia of the 'self'. When a person is having difficulty finding clarity or struggling to find answers when focusing on themselves. When you can easily solve problems for others, quickly come up with solutions for your friends, family, colleagues or clients but when you turn your focus towards you it becomes a jumbled up mess!

1. I am great at helping others but my selflexia makes it really difficult to figure out my own life
2. I can come up with business ideas for my friends all day long but I've got selflexia when it comes to figuring out what my business should be
3. I want to change my career but the selflexia struggle is real
4. I'm so confused and overwhelmed, this selflexia block is driving me mad

Selflexia by Spnash October 4, 2017

selfservative 

An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"

"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."

"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."

"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."

selfservative by syd jesus May 24, 2009

selfservative 

Derogatory albeit accurate synonym for "conservative", a class of subhuman that supports poverty through inequality, by exploitation, corruption and oppression.

Selfservatives laughed hysterically about the ex-soldier who died of starvation due to benefits sanctions, as they sat down to enjoy a luxurious champagne dinner.

selfservative by Homer Slated October 11, 2014

SELLSEXUAL

Person which is attracted to selling his colleagues at the police station

My friend 60 years old friend often visits the police station, I think he is sellsexual

SELLSEXUAL by polikpolik November 17, 2022

selfsexual 

adj.
Being sexually and romantically attracted to one's self. It goes beyond just looking one's self in the mirror to check if everything is in place. It goes to the level of actually turning one's self on by doing nothing more than looking at their own self!
A person who is selfsexual may be seen actually flirting with themself in mirrors or becoming aroused by watching nakkid videos of just themself.

Dude One: Check out that chick creaming over herself!
Dude Two: Sheit, all the hot chicks here are either lebsian or selfsexual. We ain't getting any play here!
Dude One: No way! Selfsexual chicks are hella easy.

selfsexual by fcsuper July 28, 2008

Selsexual

A girl who is actually straight but gay for Selena Gomez

I couldn't realise I was selsexual before I listened Selena Gomez

Selsexual by pinsy November 2, 2018

self sex 

A way to pleasure you're self in the most humane way possible. It's a way to finger yourself while masturbating. Or using items from a sex shop e.g. Dildo, to inject into yourself and exceed the maximum pleasure.

"Oh lord, I just had the best self sex last night"

self sex by AlOPCQ1 December 30, 2013