Guy/Girl who wants all the weed you are smokin' with your friends for himself. Also, he breaks the holy weed-circle & your chill.
Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!
by melvinkremencek December 22, 2011