emo bitch psycho Girl who tells shit about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. Self Absorbed Emos are commonly whores, and bitch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. The Self Absorbed Emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.
"Claire told her parents I made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to Pheonix to see her boyfriend. I can't believe my best friend would say such shit! She is such a Self Absorbed Emo. She was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo."
"Word up man."
"Word up man."
by Alex Koppell February 9, 2007
When someone is in the hospital because they're fucking retarded they cut themself and they try to blame it on you, when all you've done is help.
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "
by fagglepufflover69 March 20, 2016
when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them
by Slurp Master November 18, 2019