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(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.
Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."
by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 04, 2006
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