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Seanne’s are some of the most interesting and rare people you could get to know, I mean look at the name Seanne that’s pretty dang rare. They are usually introverted but once you get to you know them they are the type of person to make loud pterodactyl noises inside of stores. Although they can be slightly jealous at times, it is out of pure loyalty and protectiveness over the people she cares about most. She’s always looking out for luxurious items, but is not afraid to go to Walmart.
Girl 1: “Dude did you see Seanne’s G-Wagon?”
Girl 2: “Yeah dude it’s freakin legit!”
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Kurtin Splanner 

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!
I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!
Kurtin Splanner by Den Da Best March 25, 2010
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selanniemi 

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"Huono lapsi hän on Selanniemi." (Poor child she is illegitimate.)
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selander 

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Damn have you seen that Selander.
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selander by Eatpeasandgetgirls September 7, 2020

Seanne Michael 

He’s secretive and mysterious yet he caught every girls attention as he walks by. He’s academically smart, a mathematician. He loves watching movies and an adventurous type of person. He’s having a hard time opening up to other people. He always have two moods: he’s mysterious and jolly. He’s a very good leader in a group, has the beautiful eyes I ever seen, and has a wide range of knowledge. Knows his limitations, his hardest enemy is his conscience, and he has principles.
Friend 1: Is he okay?
Friend 2: I think he’s not, but he won’t tell it, it’s Seanne Michael, duh!
me: his wall are high
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The greatest rookie ever to roam the NHL.
132 tp for the Winnipeg Jets (rookie season, 1993)
Selane by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Kurtin Splanner 

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!
I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!
Kurtin Splanner by Den Da Best March 25, 2010