spirograph 

A drawing toy from the 60's that uses many different sizes of gear~like shapes put into larger circles & you draw incredible, fantastic geometric designs.

The spirograph was a favorite of many children in the 60's. Amazing designs can be created with it!

spirograph by Starchylde May 21, 2016

shitographer 

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.

You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.

shitographer by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

sextography 

The photographing of various body parts for use in sexual exchanges via text messaging or text / photo based hookup sites such as Grind'r, Jack'd, and Blendr. See sexting, sextographing, and texting. Coined while drunk in bar after friend commented on my sextographing behavior as being rather ho'ish.

She's addicted to sextography. I think she's collected more body parts for sextographing than jeffrey dammer had in his fridge.

sextography by getsKYLEd November 3, 2011

spirograph 

When toilet paper is soiled, put into the bowl of the toilet, then when the toilet is flushed, the paper rises with floating on the water and rotates from the Coriolis effect and the soil (poop) decorates one's bottom.

"Here I sit all brokenhearted, came to poop and became SPIROGRAPH decorated"

spirograph by B-29 guy November 30, 2017

swinography 

Cheap pornography found in rural areas and depicts naked women.

Why did you waste your money on that swinography

swinography by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 22, 2014

selfography 

The study of selfie taking.

I study selfography.

selfography by The Dark Fish April 14, 2014

spirograph 

A stencil object usually used in recreational activies involving young children, ages 4 to 89. Mostly used with a pen or pencil. A piece of paper would be handy, as well.

"The spirograph is cool, fo' shizzle mah nizzle."

spirograph by Jon November 16, 2003