segue off a cliff 

To redirect a conversation in an unexpected direction, with unfortunate consequences; similar to "pulling a clavin"

Person A: Speaking of parents, how's your mother?

Person B: She died yesterday.

Person A: Oh, my ... I didn't mean to segue off a cliff.

segue off a cliff by CannonOwner September 29, 2010

fart segue 

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.

Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."

fart segue by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008

Segue 

Smooth transition from one thought/idea to another.

News reporters utilize segues when changing topics.

Segue by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005

Deus Segué Machina 

A segué which suggests that the topic of conversation being moved to, is related to the one being moved from, when in fact they are entirely unrelated.

Person A: Nice weather we're having today, is it not?
Person B: Yes, quite, and speaking of the weather; where's that £5 you owe me?

Here, "And speaking of the weather," is the Deus Segué Machina.

Deus Segué Machina by oobilyboo October 2, 2011

Segedi 

Tottaly hot girl that goes to CVCA, but is succcch a geekkk, a total goober!

Megs, such as the one you know who you dont want to tell shes not cool, so shes a segedi

Segedi by JJ November 24, 2003

El Segundo  

Where I left my wallet.

I left my wallet in El Segundo I gots ta get it i gots gots to get it.

El Segundo by Mr. Manskeet February 15, 2009

el segundo 

A preferably white neighborhood in the LAX area, many racist police. Name originated from in Spanish "The Second" for being the second Standard Oil's oil refinery in California.

The city of EL SEGUNDO is about a mile from here.

el segundo by HannahRose March 22, 2008