A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.
Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.
by BrideOfSithis January 18, 2017
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Will Noon, the seediest guy around.
Person: Aw look at this picture of fun.
Person 2: Who is that in the background?
Person: OHH ITS SEEDY NOON!
by blahblahblah58 August 4, 2012
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(advective)- a male who portrays tendencies of horniness or pervertedness towards young females. other priorities in the males life will often be given less attention as to pursue his seediness.
hey, have you seen that guy over the other side of the dancefloor? hes being a mega seedy willy.
by cosmokramer72 August 1, 2006
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Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy.
1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pitch play ball.
Alex: Man you're good at chuckin a seedy one!

2. The fine art of randomly doing a Mr Baldy impersonation.
by MR BALDY March 4, 2008
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A man in his 30s and up who looks at younger girls (guys) with a eyes full of lust. Occasionally they will say "How you doing?" in a slurred and "sensual" way.
Jim Peng (32 year old guy): How you doing?

Girl (18 years old): Eww you seedy old man! Get away from me
by The messanger of truth January 20, 2011
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that person who is generally being seedy all the time and filling their time doing seedy things such as going to stalker bars at their school and staying in the lockers being seedy looking through the window.
omg you guys are such seedy mcseed seeds going to the bars and trying to hide near the wall! stop being so seedy lol kendra sasha tiahn etc
by lolsashykennylol November 15, 2010
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someone who is filthy and a wannabe surfer.
annoying seedy person.
Girl: ahh your so gay
girl2: fcuk you you seedy kook.
by llaaauuuraaa July 22, 2008
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