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Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky
e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again
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sending some faxes 

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
sending some faxes by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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This is sending me 

When one person says something super funny. Used as a response.
"Yo dude this is sending me right now LMAO"
This is sending me by Newnon April 21, 2019
Very mild adjective, roughly the same obscenity level as "darned" or "bloody". For some obscure reason, Americans (who use the word "sodding" to mean putting turf (or sod) down in your garden) have got the impression that it is of about the same obscenity level as "f***ing" whereas it is not uncommon to hear your elderly aunt, who wouldn't dream of saying "shit", use it.
Blimey, it's sodding cold today - or - has anyone seen my sodding keys?
Sodding by johnmnz August 12, 2017

sending a passport pic 

when someone randomly sends you his/her passport without context and asks for your opinion about it. This is a sign of friendzoning
omg this guy is sending a passport pic, I’m heartbroken, I didn’t expect it this soon!
A british slang word, meaning 'damned' or 'fucking.'
Teacher: OK class, get out your homework!
Student 1: What homework?
Student 2: You know, the maths worksheet.
Student 1: Oh yeah. the sodding maths worksheet.

bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."
bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008