Secret Life Of The American Teenager 

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.

Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands

Secret Life Of The American Teenager by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008

Secret Life Of The American Teenager 

Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.

Secret Life Of The American Teenager, sex sex sex, "Did you hear? I'm a crazy Christian!"

Secret Life Of The American Teenager by hickschicks2010 October 27, 2008

Secret Life of the American Teenager 

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.

daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!

Secret Life of the American Teenager by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011

secret life fatty 

Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.

Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.

Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"

secret life fatty by Bob Errey October 22, 2008

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

Secret Life of Pets 2 by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

the secret life of us 

Great Melbourne made soap/drama set in trendy st kilda with great characters, great plots, great settings!

Phil: "Did you watch Secret Life last night?"
Hanna: "Yeah! How funny was Evan??!!"

the secret life of us by evan wilde July 26, 2005

The secret life of the american teenager 

A teendrama about "one night at bandcamp..."

The secret life of the american teenager:
"Falling in love is such an easy thing to do" NOT.

The secret life of the american teenager by Paulytukas November 23, 2010