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Seaweed Brain

A special title, and there are two most important uses of the title:

1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.

2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".
Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"

Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"
50% sea
50% weed
Guy 1: what is seaweed made of?

Guy 2: Sea and weed........ Don't you watch spongebob dude.
Seaweed by Synabam2.0.o July 28, 2009

underwater seaweed 

Pubes growing inside the vagina
Damn! Cassidy has insane underwater seaweed!
underwater seaweed by Clouds_4_lyfe February 14, 2018

Seaweed Stalker 

One who stalks seaweed...
While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.
Seaweed Stalker by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

seaweed brain

it means, you are an idiot, and you are reading to much percy jackson books
hey brian, hey, guess what, what, your are a seaweed brain
seaweed brain by andrew17 November 25, 2010

Seaweed Bitch 

1. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a woman who can be seen taking refuge in most second rate beaches around the world...or in any third rate club. She exhibits the traits of being ugly, simple, shallow, and poor.

2. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a slimy, deceiving, bottom of the ocean slut.
Ex. "These seaweed bitches ain't loyal."

Ex. "Dude, you got crabs from that seaweed bitch last night."
Seaweed Bitch by Special Strykers January 6, 2015